COUGIN' OUT

so what? like you've never had a crush on a baby before...

zeke...

ummmmmmmmmm....

something about a boy covered in blood really gets me going.

josh hartnett, why are you so good looking?

i have to tell you something;

you are way hotter in real life.

maybe you could come over during that time of the month...

you know what i'm talkin' about.

a lil real life blood bath... between friends.

eh?

mister president

john mccain is pure sex. no joke. 

vote republican. make god happy.

williamsburg or bust.

dear, bret.

i'd move to hipsterville to be your girlfriend. 

but i won't wear a headband. 

that's where i draw the line. 

dinner and a movie?

i only ever liked you like this.

sorry elijah.

F.O.B.ulous

his name is gleb. that's right. not a typo... g-l-e-b.

i think that means "hot" in russian. 

love of a lifetime

G

A

L

L

O

when i look at 

you, time freezes. 

mr. gallo, please 

give me the 

sincerest pleasure 

of which would be 

having you inside 

of me. i would be 

eternally grateful. 

xo

mr. right

okay.

i haven't figured out what it is.

but this boy...

mickey avalon...

drives...

me...

crazy.

pound for pound, inch for inch, sexiest man i've had the pleasure of encountering. no doubt. 

and talk about a smile...

<3

get the fuck over here, franco.

james franco, you quit it. quit being so sexy and cute all the time. i'm going to find you and when i do, it's on. 

like donkey kong. 

like... bang a gong. 

like... 

like...

like something else that rhymes with ong, but means 'we're going to do private things, so you better get ready.'

RIP YSL

i have to thank this man for putting it all out on the table. 

i really feel like we know each other.

like, really connected. 

dear mister ysl model, 

if you read this and would like me to return the favor, just ask. 

i'll be at home practicing that pose. 

xo