pike's peak

hi matt pike.

hey. i think you're pretty cool.

i also think your girlfriend is righteous, so i won't get filthy.

i just wanted to say that your band is epic and that i totally appreciate when you get up on that stage and take your shirt off.

i also appreciate just hanging out and sipping on whiskey with you and yours. you are one of the coolest dudes around and you keep good company.

god damn, i'm getting soft in my old age.

sincerely,

sweetheart

p-p-piven

remember when jeremy piven was going bald?

i don't.

i love you jerry.

get your sassy behind over here and do me right.

and wear a suit.

please.

thx.

real italians are from buffalo

this man here is my boss' boyfriend.

they plan to get married... one day.

although i would likely get fired for even looking at him too long...

a picture lasts forever, and for this, i'd like to thank modern technology.

dear michael,

you are really beautiful, inside and out and i am so happy my littlest friend bagged the best guy in buffalo. i'm taking this opportunity to ask,

do you have any hot friends?

sincerely,

sweetheart

i know....

i watched it again...

... and i can't help but tell you

how hot michael is.

yes, pitt.... YOU!

...i can't wait for this...

you dummy, i love you.

MARLON BRANDO

may God bless and keep you.

i watched "Last Tango in Paris" last night. and well,

i really miss you.

xo