COUGIN' OUT

so what? like you've never had a crush on a baby before...

zeke...

ummmmmmmmmm....

something about a boy covered in blood really gets me going.

josh hartnett, why are you so good looking?

i have to tell you something;

you are way hotter in real life.

maybe you could come over during that time of the month...

you know what i'm talkin' about.

a lil real life blood bath... between friends.

eh?

mister president

john mccain is pure sex. no joke. 

vote republican. make god happy.

williamsburg or bust.

dear, bret.

i'd move to hipsterville to be your girlfriend. 

but i won't wear a headband. 

that's where i draw the line. 

dinner and a movie?