zeke...

ummmmmmmmmm....

something about a boy covered in blood really gets me going.

josh hartnett, why are you so good looking?

i have to tell you something;

you are way hotter in real life.

maybe you could come over during that time of the month...

you know what i'm talkin' about.

a lil real life blood bath... between friends.

eh?

you could be my man...

i am so on this guy's jock, it is not even funny. 

adrian grenier.... i love you.

i'm french, i smell good, i have a cute butt (and a pretty face), and i will kiss you all over while you read books out loud. please be my boyfriend.