COUGIN' OUT

so what? like you've never had a crush on a baby before...

zeke...

ummmmmmmmmm....

something about a boy covered in blood really gets me going.

josh hartnett, why are you so good looking?

i have to tell you something;

you are way hotter in real life.

maybe you could come over during that time of the month...

you know what i'm talkin' about.

a lil real life blood bath... between friends.

eh?

mister president

john mccain is pure sex. no joke. 

vote republican. make god happy.

williamsburg or bust.

dear, bret.

i'd move to hipsterville to be your girlfriend. 

but i won't wear a headband. 

that's where i draw the line. 

dinner and a movie?

i only ever liked you like this.

sorry elijah.

F.O.B.ulous

his name is gleb. that's right. not a typo... g-l-e-b.

i think that means "hot" in russian. 

love of a lifetime

G

A

L

L

O

when i look at 

you, time freezes. 

mr. gallo, please 

give me the 

sincerest pleasure 

of which would be 

having you inside 

of me. i would be 

eternally grateful. 

xo

mr. right

okay.

i haven't figured out what it is.

but this boy...

mickey avalon...

drives...

me...

crazy.

pound for pound, inch for inch, sexiest man i've had the pleasure of encountering. no doubt. 

and talk about a smile...

<3

get the fuck over here, franco.

james franco, you quit it. quit being so sexy and cute all the time. i'm going to find you and when i do, it's on. 

like donkey kong. 

like... bang a gong. 

like... 

like...

like something else that rhymes with ong, but means 'we're going to do private things, so you better get ready.'

RIP YSL

i have to thank this man for putting it all out on the table. 

i really feel like we know each other.

like, really connected. 

dear mister ysl model, 

if you read this and would like me to return the favor, just ask. 

i'll be at home practicing that pose. 

xo

nigger lover

to be honest, i had a crush on this boy. then i found out he likes dark meat. whatever floats your boat. as 2pac once said, "the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice."

here's to you mr. robinson

he permanently marked me. 

and my heart. hahahaha. 

i'm a dork.

j-j-j-jamie lidell

the pretty cute pop-soul singer. jamie lidell.

he's all right. i'd let him hold my hand.

mr. ward

tony. tony. tony. 

tony ward, ladies and gentlemen. i'm pretty  sure he's italian, and i'm pretty sure i have a soft spot for greaseballs. in this case we'll call that soft spot, my vagina. it's all yours tony.

i mean, have you seen a nicer butt? i love you so much, it hurts.

and you don't want me to hurt, do you? :)

who are you?

i don't know who you are. but you are hot.

<3

i wish i was gay

i wish i was gay. not lesbian. gay.... i'd go gay for this guy.

TOM FORD. i love you.

i'd lick that pitt

enough said, really. i hear this guy is a complete mess... but i love a hot mess. come home with me and i'll pet your hair while you drink and rant.

you could be my man...

i am so on this guy's jock, it is not even funny. 

adrian grenier.... i love you.

i'm french, i smell good, i have a cute butt (and a pretty face), and i will kiss you all over while you read books out loud. please be my boyfriend. 

sebastien tellier

crazy-thick-beard-hot. 

mr. tellier doesn't always photograph so good, but don't let that fool you. he is a major hottie. his eyes are killer. i will take this time to officially announce that i have a soft spot for receding hairlines. he is no exception. besides his good looks, he is a musical sensation. his records are some of the most beautiful that i know of. plus... he's french. can you say: souhaitable? attrayant? 

the breakup

my boyfriend and i broke up...

so until i run out of them, i will be posting pictures of guys i think are attractive. 

maybe these boys will see my blog and want to treat me to a super steamy makeout sesh... maybe. 

here we go...

MACAULAY CULKIN = so so so kissable hot. he's was adorable as a young delinquent. he was hot as a homo party monster. he's even sexy in a wheelchair. did you see saved??? i think it's safe to say he has the most kissable mouth i've ever seen. oh, macaulay... i love you.

all gods children can dance

check out this film...

i'm going to it's los angeles premiere tonight, put on by dennis hopper and his cinevegas festival. it was picked as his favorite from last year... so now LA gets to take a peek. 

click on the links and tell me what you think. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyBhX8LApuc

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0847214/

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=194122512

ah, an angel

this is heidi klum. obviously she never ceases in serving up some fellatio. not even whilst pregnant. not even at this photo shoot. go for it, girl.